Rover, I need your wisdom!

[william]

I'm getting a windfall beyond imagination thanks to the Social Security cost-of-living adjustment coming next year. Do you have a suggestion for how I might buy a few points with it? Will imbibing older Laphroaig give me a steadier hold?

Is there a better quality compressed air than what I've been getting at the local dive shop?

[Gwhite]

The secret of the Olympic Training Center is that they are up in the mountains & far from the ocean. It's the dense humid air the dive shops near the coast use that is causing all your errant shots.

[wabbitswayer]

Damn, it's very dry here, there went my excuse.

[dulcmr-man]

Waiting...

[Rover]

Hey William, you know my attitude towards the silly, pathetic attempts of some of the posters here to buy points.

BUT, let me repeat a story I have told here before that you may have missed.

I was shooting Air Pistol at the PRGC one sunny day, and was chatting with a guest shooter from Russia. It seems he was a visiting neurosurgeon. He told me that "back in the old country", doctors in his specialty would have a shot or two of vodka before a brain operation to calm "essential tremor."

Now, I know you're a shaky old bastard, but you CAN afford an occasional jolt of Mother's Sovereign Remedy. Whether or not this will be of help to you, I can't say, but at least you won't care.

Salute!

[wabbitswayer]

Rover,

Since your in the Pacific Northwest, any knowledge of ranges / matches in the area would be helpful.

University of Utah seems to hold matches: https://www.upms.org/schedule.php

[Rover]

Rover,

Since your in the Pacific Northwest, any knowledge of ranges / matches in the area would be helpful.

University of Utah seems to hold matches: https://www.upms.org/schedule.php

I'm afraid the Mormons aren't really big on alcoholic beverages.